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What Twin Cities Neighborhood Are You?

It's a burning question that's plagued the denizens of the Twin Cities since the dark ages. A question that has kept many people up for hours searching their souls for the answer. What is that question? "What Twin Cities neighborhood are you?" Relax, friend. After taking this quiz you'll finally know the truth.

What, pray tell, is you favorite eating establishment?

Black Sea
Mac's Industrial
Ngon Vietnamese Bistro
Loring Pasta Bar
Brasa Rotisserie
Fogo de Chao
Chino Latino
Mickey’s Diner
McDonalds

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Where do you go for your shopping therapy?

Magus Books and Herbs
My Sister's Closet
Macy's
Urban Outfitters
Heimie's Haberdashery
Kmart
Como Zoo Gift Shop
Furnish
Unidale Mall

Who's your favorite local celeb?

Prince
Rachael Leigh Cook
Louie Anderson
Michele Bachmann
Sparky the Seal
Winona Ryder
Slug
Bob Dylan
Vince Vaughn

Pick your favorite brewski:

Indeed Stir Crazy Winter Ale
Nordeast
Colt 45
Summit
Guinness
St. Pauli Girl
Miller Lite
West Bank Pale Ale
Surly Furious

The only time you're actually excited to go Wisconsin is...

On Sunday to get more booze
On Sunday to get more booze
On Sunday to get more booze
On Sunday to get more booze
On Sunday to get more booze
On Sunday to get more booze
On Sunday to get more booze
On Sunday to get more booze
Every time. Wisconsin is great!

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When you're alone in the shower, what song are you singing?

"Sunshine"
Atmosphere
"No Diggity"
Blackstreet
"Like a Rolling Stone"
Bob Dylan
"Bad Romance"
Lady Gaga
"Uptown Girl"
Billy Joel
"Wide Open Spaces"
Dixie Chicks
I prefer baths.
"Sunday Morning"
No Doubt
"Let's Go Crazy"
Prince

Your idea of a backyard pet:

A Timberwolf
Turkey
A Frog
Angry Cat
A Loon
Furby
A Gopher
Jesse Ventura
A Yorkie Puppy

Where do you buy your groceries?

I grow my own.
Cossetta
Kowalski's
Groceries? I eat out.
The Wedge Co-op
Eastside Co-op
The Selby Superette
Rainbow
The Farmer's Market

What's your favorite season?

Spring
Summer
Fall
Winter

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Your preferred nickname for the Twin Cities:

Minneapolis
The Twins
St. Paul
Minneapolis / St. Paul Area
The Capital
Da Cities
TC
Isn't "Twin Cities" already a nickname?
Home

What's your favorite Minnesota sports team:

The Wild
The Northstars
The Timberwolves
The Lynx
The Twins
The Saints
I don't like sports.
The Gophers
The Vikings

Bonus question! Exactly how excited are you for the State Fair this year?

Super Excited
Dreading It
Don't Care

What Twin Cities Neighborhood Are You?

You got Nordeast!

You got Nordeast!

Yes, Nordeast. If you call it Northeast, chances are you really aren't from the area and you should go ahead and retake the quiz. Like Nordeast's diverse population of hipsters, immigrants, and simple blue collared folk, you’re someone who appreciates an eclectic lifestyle. Whether it’s your love of fine art or simply your appreciation for a fine microbrew, you’re never more at home than when walking the streets of this old burg. Congrats, my friend. You’re truly a renaissance wo(man).

You got Downtown Minneapolis!

You got Downtown Minneapolis!

Clearly you're someone who craves the nightlife just as much as you appreciate a killer happy hour menu selection. As the cultural center of the entire state, downtown Minneapolis always has something going on less than 100 feet from your front door. Chances are, when you aren’t working the 9-5 grind, you’re taking full advantage of all that downtown has to offer, whether it’s catching a play or a Twin game. Yup, you’ve got things pretty good. Congrats, my friend. You know exactly how to live life to its fullest.

You got Downtown St. Paul!

You got Downtown St. Paul!

Sure, it's isn't as glamorous as downtown Minneapolis, but it's hard to deny that downtown St. Paul is a whole heck of a lot more beautiful. And that’s exactly why you call it home. With just a simple scenic stroll down one one it’s painstakingly well maintained roads, you can find yourself at one of it's many museums and eateries. And the farmers market? Amazing. Just like you. You've found the perfect balance of big city living with a small town flair. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too? Congrats, my friend. You have this thing called life pretty figured out.

You got Uptown!

You got Uptown!

No car? No worries! Uptown is the place to be if you love to bike and don't mind hopping on a bus to get to work. While Nordeast may be vying for the title of the hipster capital of the Twin Cities, you know that Uptown will always hold that title. Why's that? There's no place with more artists, fashionistas, and ironic beards per capita anywhere else in the midwest. Chances are, you fit into at least two of those categories. Congrats, you incredibly hip, so and so! You're truly the personification of cool.

You got Summit/Grand Ave!

You got Summit/Grand Ave!

There's no other part of the Twin Cities that's more perfectly preserved it's OG old world charm better than the Summit/Grand part of St. Paul. With all its gloriously restored architecture, it's easy to let yourself get lost for hours wandering between the plethora of boutiques along the popular street. Just like the area, you have an appreciation of the past, but still enjoy all that the present has to offer. Congrats, my friend. You're truly an old soul with a heart of gold.

You got Como!

You got Como!

The area surrounding the Como Zoo is home to some of the most gorgeous houses in the Twin Cities. Like those old homes, you have an appreciation for the finer things, whether it's having a perfectly groomed lawn or being a hop, skip and a jump away from the fairgrounds. The Como area is the perfect balance of suburbia and big city excitement. Congrats, pal! You're living the dream!

You got Dinkytown!

You got Dinkytown!

For the most part, Dinkytown is home to a very dense population of students. Whether you're a student at the U or enrolled in the University of Life, you know there's more to living than homework. Whether you're hitting up one of the dozens of bars for a breather from that final, or enjoying one of the tons of bike trails, you know just how to unwind. Of course, you’re no fool. You know when to buckle down and get things done, too. Congrats, my friend. You're smarter than the average bear!

You got Frogtown!

You got Frogtown!

Underappreciated for it's working class charm, Frogtown is home to a plethora of ethnically diverse businesses. Most of the smaller, family owned businesses personify the most important quality of the residents of Frogtown. Work hard, and play even harder. While the area might not be the most financially rich, anyone in the know would be hard pressed to claim it’s anything but rich beyond measure in heart alone. Congrats, my friend. You're someone who knows the value of a hard day's work.

You're clearly an alien!

You

I mean seriously, were you even paying attention to the quiz you just took? Chances are if you got this as a result, you're probably not from Minnesota, or quite possible the planet Earth. Not that there's anything wrong with that! Minnesota has a long history of embracing new cultures and ideas. As the rascally alien that you are, you personify that spirit, making you even more Minnesotan than most of its residents! Congrats, my friend. You're a pioneer of bucking the status quo.